Mr. E. Fuckhead (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} fasteriskhead) wrote,@ 2006-02-17 10:16:00 |
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REAL MOTHAFUCKIN' O'S
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/con
The creepiest thing about this THREE PAGE FEATURE (!!!) is that, despite some awful attempts at humor/levity which immediately fall flat and a terribly limited and halfway inaccurate list of shows (SURE WE ALL WATCH PUFFY AMIYUMI!! WHY NOT), it actually seems more or less RESEARCHED and, even worse, almost RESPECTFUL of a subculture usually met with derision. Jesus, it even mentions HENTAI in there (albeit with nothing more than a half-accurate translation and no further info). WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE FOLKS
I dunno, I guess I'm still a child of the mid '90s, fresh with memories of sneaking back to the pathetic, typically unsorted and forgotten anime corner in the rear of Suncoast (typically right beside the Special Interests section, which made me feel even better about myself) looking for the ugly VHS cover boxes (with exhorbitant prices on them) containing the joys of all those horrible early dubs. I still haven't wrapped my brain around the past 5-6 years, people. This probably puts me in the same OLD FART category as M. John Malott (and his amazement at seeing "young kids singing the theme song from 'Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi' in Japanese."), I guess, which basically amounts to objecting to the new kids for crimping on my style.
I'M AN ORIGINAL ANIME GANGSTA, ORIGINAL OTAKU MOTHAFUCKERS, ALL Y'ALL PUNKS BETTER RESPECT
YEAH WE GREW UP ON THE HARD STREETS OF AMERICAN SUBURBIA CIRCA 1994, WHEN THE ONLY SHIT WE HAD WAS RONIN WARRIORS RERUNS AFTER SCHOOL
YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP, ALL YOU NIGGAZ IS GETTING SOFT WITH YOUR SIX-SHELF MANGA DISPLAYS AT BARNES AND NOBLE
A REAL ANIME G'S ON MINMAY'S D YA KNOW
BUT ALL Y'ALL SEEM TO CATCH ON KINDA SLOW
CUZ I'M GONNA BLOW UP
IF I SHOW UP
AN' NARUTO'S GETTIN' TALKED UP
Y'GONNA BE FUCKED UP
NIGGAZ BE CRYIN
AND GOODBYEIN
AND DYIN
IF THEY BUYIN
ALL THAT WEAK-ASS STUFF
IT'S GONNA GET RUFF
AND WE AIN'T GON MAKE UP
TIL YOU PUNKS SHAPE UP
AND DON'T YA SEE, YA'LL CAN'T STOP MY FLOW
JUST 'CUZ I'M A REAL MOTHAFUCKIN' O
YEAH NIGGAZ (FOR REAL) YOU OUGHTA KNOW BETTER
YOU'RE 1000 YEARS TOO EARLY TO MESS WITH THE O.A.G.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/con
The creepiest thing about this THREE PAGE FEATURE (!!!) is that, despite some awful attempts at humor/levity which immediately fall flat and a terribly limited and halfway inaccurate list of shows (SURE WE ALL WATCH PUFFY AMIYUMI!! WHY NOT), it actually seems more or less RESEARCHED and, even worse, almost RESPECTFUL of a subculture usually met with derision. Jesus, it even mentions HENTAI in there (albeit with nothing more than a half-accurate translation and no further info). WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE FOLKS
I dunno, I guess I'm still a child of the mid '90s, fresh with memories of sneaking back to the pathetic, typically unsorted and forgotten anime corner in the rear of Suncoast (typically right beside the Special Interests section, which made me feel even better about myself) looking for the ugly VHS cover boxes (with exhorbitant prices on them) containing the joys of all those horrible early dubs. I still haven't wrapped my brain around the past 5-6 years, people. This probably puts me in the same OLD FART category as M. John Malott (and his amazement at seeing "young kids singing the theme song from 'Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi' in Japanese."), I guess, which basically amounts to objecting to the new kids for crimping on my style.
I'M AN ORIGINAL ANIME GANGSTA, ORIGINAL OTAKU MOTHAFUCKERS, ALL Y'ALL PUNKS BETTER RESPECT
YEAH WE GREW UP ON THE HARD STREETS OF AMERICAN SUBURBIA CIRCA 1994, WHEN THE ONLY SHIT WE HAD WAS RONIN WARRIORS RERUNS AFTER SCHOOL
YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP, ALL YOU NIGGAZ IS GETTING SOFT WITH YOUR SIX-SHELF MANGA DISPLAYS AT BARNES AND NOBLE
A REAL ANIME G'S ON MINMAY'S D YA KNOW
BUT ALL Y'ALL SEEM TO CATCH ON KINDA SLOW
CUZ I'M GONNA BLOW UP
IF I SHOW UP
AN' NARUTO'S GETTIN' TALKED UP
Y'GONNA BE FUCKED UP
NIGGAZ BE CRYIN
AND GOODBYEIN
AND DYIN
IF THEY BUYIN
ALL THAT WEAK-ASS STUFF
IT'S GONNA GET RUFF
AND WE AIN'T GON MAKE UP
TIL YOU PUNKS SHAPE UP
AND DON'T YA SEE, YA'LL CAN'T STOP MY FLOW
JUST 'CUZ I'M A REAL MOTHAFUCKIN' O
YEAH NIGGAZ (FOR REAL) YOU OUGHTA KNOW BETTER
YOU'RE 1000 YEARS TOO EARLY TO MESS WITH THE O.A.G.
