Mr. E. Fuckhead ([info]fasteriskhead) wrote,
@ 2007-06-16 01:50:00
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Stolen from [info]shax. DO IT

Toss me a series, and I'll answer these questions:

1. The first character I fell in love with:
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t:
4. The character I love that everyone else hates:
5. The character I would shag anytime:
6. The character I’d want to be like:
7. The character I’d slap in the face:
8. A pairing that I love:
9. A pairing that I despise:
10. Favorite character:

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[info]meansteve
2007-06-16 08:12 am UTC (link)
F.O.G.Club

(said without trace of irony)

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[info]fasteriskhead
2007-06-16 08:46 am UTC (link)
UH THAT'S NOT A SERIES UNFORTUNATELY

IT LOOKS LIKE WHAT YOU'VE GOT THERE IS ACTUALLY A PIECE OF SHIT (SORRY)

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[info]taoofcrime
2007-06-16 09:46 am UTC (link)
The obvious one: Rose.

Even though I know a good portion of the answers already.

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[info]taoofcrime
2007-06-16 09:47 am UTC (link)
And Desuu Nutz and Gay-ass while we're at it.

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[info]fasteriskhead
2007-06-17 04:34 am UTC (link)
TO THE FORMER:

1. L, I guess? I mean, I liked Raito from the end of the first episode, but mostly in a "jesus christ watching this guy is going to be like witnessing a dude on his ninth beer going out on the floor to dance to Love is a Stranger" kind of way.
2. Higuchi, funny enough. Who knew the dude could make facial expressions like that?
3. Mello doesn't really do anything for me. STILL THE BETTER OF THE TWO L CLONES HOWEVER
4. Ehh, probably going with Higuchi again here.
5. Isn't Misa like the only option here? Seriously, DEATH NOTE IS NOT A SHOW YOU WATCH FOR THE CUTE GIRLS
6. Absolutely not.
7. Misa. COME ON, years in and she still hasn't figured out that Raito is just using her?? WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT.
8. Misa/L. Come on, they'd be so cute together. SECOND CHOICE: Raito/L.
9. Near/Mello. Because, uh, they both kind of suck.
10. Low of Solipsism doesn't count as a character, I guess. L, then?

TO THE LATTER:

1. The Emperor. I mean, come on, it's fucking Wakamoto.
2. Initially Lulu just seems retarded, but over the episodes he's picked up a flair for the absurd to rival anything Raito's come up with. I AM IMPRESSED.
3. Villetta. Kind of cute I guess, but even more shallow than the rest of the girls in the series.
4. Nina. SERIOUSLY FOLKS QUIT WITH THE "EMO" SHIT. Any girl willing to masturbate on a table while fantasizing about another girl wins at least a couple of style points.
5. C.C.. This, even if she's not keeping her weight down.
6. Absolutely fucking not.
7. I guess I can't turn this one on the show's director or production staff, can I? Ah, well. Second choice: Suzaku, assuming I could follow the slap up with a few punches in the groin.
8. Lulu/Suzaku, because I mean... come on. Those two were making eyes at each other from the beginning. They GOTTA be gay. Second choice: Euphemia/Nina.
9. Ogi/Villetta. These are seriously the most boring characters in the series, folks, there is no way in hell to justify their being there.
10. C.C. How she still fits into that jumpsuit, I have no idea.

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[info]fasteriskhead
2007-06-16 04:04 pm UTC (link)
1. Oh for christ's sake, do I even need to answer this one? HINT: GETS YELLED AT THE END OF EVERY EPISODE (UNTIL THE BASTARDS TAKE IT OUT OF THE END CREDITS)
2. Jeanne. I mean, holy god, you'd think the woman just wouldn't be able to move given the size of her MASSIVE BALLSAC. The most lovable hard-drinking, manipulative bitch in anime.
3. You know, this is actually a little difficult. I guess the closest would be Andre; I don't actively dislike the guy, but he doesn't really do it for me either (AND YET, APPARENTLY POPULAR WITH THE FANGIRLS).
4. Tie between Rosalie and Robespierre.
5. Jeanne. Because I'd seriously be too intimidated by Oscar to even get it up, I think.
6. Oh come on. Even the people IN THE SERIES ITSELF are constantly like, I SHOULD PROBABLY BE MORE LIKE OSCAR.
7. Fersen. JESUS CHRIST you fucking MORON. Oscar THROWS herself at you in a goddamned EVENING GOWN of all things, and the most you can be bothered with is a twirl around the ballroom? What the FUCK dude. What the FUCK.
8. Rosalie and Oscar. Honestly I don't think any of the Oscar pairings quite work, but this one has appeal because I'm a horrible yuri freak.
9. Charlotte and whatever lolicon she got paired up with. Totally can't blame her for the swan dive off the high tower.
10. SEE RESPONSE TO NUMBER ONE.

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[info]shax
2007-06-16 12:24 pm UTC (link)
You dig on the religion, so a ten-point dissection of Haruhi-ism seems appropriate.

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[info]fasteriskhead
2007-06-16 04:19 pm UTC (link)
1. Yuki. I mean, HELLO, I'm a complete sucker for the stoic types. I watched Black Cat all the way through, for christ's sake.
2. Haruhi. It's easy to enjoy her antics and all, but initially she's just not that likeable as a character. And then episode 12 rolls along, she dresses up in the bunny outfit and sings her heart out, and OH MAN totally falling for her. Who knew?
3. Mikuru, I guess. I don't know; she's adorable and all, but does absolutely nothing for me.
4. I don't think there are Haruhi characters anyone actively dislikes. Therefore the question is invalid.
5. YUKI YUKI YUKI. Though I'd have to make an argument to her first, to the effect that fucking me is a basic consequence of logical law and follows from the principle of contradiction. Second choice: TSURUYA.
6. Oh come on. Kyon is the only possible answer to this.
7. Either Haruhi (pre-ep. 12, if I could do this without her nixing my existence instantaniously) or Ryoko. Seriously, you couldn't think of any better way of fucking with the head of the one god? What kind of alien supercomputer are you?
8. Yuki/Kyon. Look, she tries to hide it as best she can, but we all know that Yuki totally wants to mack on Kyon's d. This is as it should be.
9. Mikuru/Kyon. I know she may have no other options for marriage now, but still.
10. AGAIN, SEE RESPONSE TO NUMBER ONE.

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[info]frocto
2007-06-17 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Evang-

Giant Robo

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